"Mom," he says. "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I tell him that for one, I'm already grown up and 2) I'm doing it — I'm his mom, I'm John's mom.
And then I follow it with a long-winded tale about life before kids, when Mommy actually Worked. In an office! Because that's the pinnacle, you know, that's what Daddy does.
"Yeah, but what do you want to be when you grow up?"
Honestly, I just want to know what the heck a Fujita Scale is.